my life goal is to buy out an entire concert and then the artist will come on stage so dramatically and it will just be me sitting there like
omg.
when you accidentally step on your pet's foot
- Dog: IT'S OK I LOVE YOU ANYWAYS YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND COME ON LET'S GO PLAY!!!!!
- Cat: What the fuck? Do you have any idea what you just did? You stepped on my fucking foot, you moron. I will not accept your apology so easily I'll just leave you for a while and hide and when you come near me I'll hiss at you bitch. Go on a diet you fatass maybe then it won't hurt so goddamn much.
Awww, Reginald used to do this!
